Why I don't go to the gym..

It's so damn ugly!
It is an enormous room with really high ceilings littered with pipes.
I feel lost and overwhelmed.
The TVs are on football or terrible news channels.
Music is really loud.

OK, OK enough griping, I know.
I had 20 minutes to run in and do some weights before work today and I didn't!
I sat in the car and spaced out instead.
It seemed like getting to the parking lot had some virtue; next time through the door!
It's a good thing it's only $9.95 a month.
I'll try again next week...