Roses

Rob went all out this year and got me some roses.  Aren't they beautiful?  Not only did he order them to come on Valentine's day, but he bought me bright roses. I love them! (Usually he buys me carnations and mums because he likes them.)

Very nice.
They are lasting well, too.

Alas, they did not come on Valentine's.
"Can't be responsible for weather delays"
But they arrived the following day and Rob cruelly suggested I greet the Fed Ex man weeping, saying, "It's too late we've already filed for divorce." to punish the world of transport for its lateness, but I did not.