Avery: Oh my god, are you trying to mentor me?
Jack: Alright calm down.
Avery: I am squared away, Donaghy. I get four hours of sleep a night, eat 1200 calories a day, and my closet has been on the cover of Organized Living twice.
These are the goals of a motivated American woman. My flurry of a closet, thank God, has never been on the cover of anything.
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In college, I insisted on 6 hours of sleep so that I wouldn't miss LIFE. Now I know better - sleep is the joy and the reward. xoxo
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